I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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