I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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