so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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