It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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