Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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