Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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