erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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