can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
