Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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