i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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