Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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