GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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