I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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