remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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