only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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