well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
