i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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