Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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