dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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