Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
well you can't waste a boner
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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