When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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