Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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