He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
