There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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