your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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