Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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