I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
