So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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