So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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