Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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