Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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