Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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