i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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