I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
