HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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