scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the day after is always just damage control
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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