Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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