Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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