i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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