so explain again why im purple
no
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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