So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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