I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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