Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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