you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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