check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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