Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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