"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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