Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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