belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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