between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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