Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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