Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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