I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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